Knit 1 Pedal 2

I have the funniest friends. Many (most?) of them don't understand my obsession with bike commuting. In fact, I suspect they think I'm a wee bit daft. But they humor me. In fact, they encourage me. Just look at this special bicycling kit that they feel I should knit! A knitted kit. They say I can "knit 1 pedal 2." With friends like this...